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From the Desk of the Queen (and CEO)
From the Desk of the Queen (and CEO)
Cocoa shares her opinion on a few things.  Read more...
The Tall Human Had a Meltdown - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Tall Human Had a Meltdown
Cocoa sees her human have a meltdown today and tries to be sympathetic.  Read more...
Me, me, me on a Tee!!
New Cocoa merch dropping in 48 hrs. While supplies last! Get the most beautiful CEO's trendy self on a T-shirt for the whole family.  Read more...
Confessions of a Trendy House Cat - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
Confessions of a Trendy House Cat
Cocoa the Trendy Pet humorously describes her life as a diva house cat who wakes humans at dawn, redecorates with fur and claw marks, and treats the home as her... Read more...
Cocoa Conquers Valentine’s Day: Roses Are Red, My Humans Are Slow, Send Treats Instead - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
Cocoa Conquers Valentine’s Day: Roses Are Red, My Humans Are Slow, Send Treats Instead
By: Cocoa, Supreme Feline Overlord & CEO of Cocoa the Trendy PetListen up, peasants—I mean, loyal subjects and potential customers.Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, the one day of the year when... Read more...
The Hardest Working Tail in the Industry: A Day in My Life - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Hardest Working Tail in the Industry: A Day in My Life
Cocoa the cat shares a humorous look at her daily life as a feline CEO, detailing the "hard work" of balancing a strict nap schedule with overseeing her pet empire.... Read more...
Employee Review: Why "The Staff" Still Has Her Job (For Now) - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
Employee Review: Why "The Staff" Still Has Her Job (For Now)
Cocoa's firing me???? -Kristen Read more...
The CEO’s Remote Control: A Guide to Managing My PlayKat® via the Tuya App - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The CEO’s Remote Control: A Guide to Managing My PlayKat® via the Tuya App
The blog post serves as a high-tech "management guide" for "The Staff" (Kristen) to keep the CEO (Cocoa) entertained during the workday using the PlayKat®. It focuses on how the Tuya... Read more...
A CEO’s Guide to First-Class Travel: The Luxury Pet Tote Every Stylish Cat Needs - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
A CEO’s Guide to First-Class Travel: The Luxury Pet Tote Every Stylish Cat Needs
This blog post serves as a manifesto for first-class pet travel, advocating for a sophisticated approach to transportation that prioritizes both elegance and security. It centers on a luxury carrier... Read more...
Cupid is a Dog (And Other February Truths) - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
Cupid is a Dog (And Other February Truths)
In this latest dispatch from Coco's Life, Cocoa is officially "over" the February Valentine's hype, having already shredded the human's attempt at festive office decor. The highlights include: The Valentine’s... Read more...
The Search for Perfection (and Why Everything Else is Trash) - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Search for Perfection (and Why Everything Else is Trash)
In short: The human is drowning in a sea of mediocre pet products, and Cocoa is not impressed. The post highlights the struggle of curate-ing the My Trendy Pet store... Read more...
Title: The Void Speaks: An Introduction to Cocoa (and Her Slightly Overwhelmed Staff) - Cocoa The Trendy Pet
Title: The Void Speaks: An Introduction to Cocoa (and Her Slightly Overwhelmed Staff)
Introducing Cocoa and her trendy pet store. Come in and check us out. We're just getting started so hang out and get to know us while we add products we... Read more...