The Executive Uniform: Velvet & Gold Collar

By: Cocoa (CEO – Chief Everything Officer)

Look, if you’re going to walk around the house representing my brand, you can't do it in a raggedy nylon strap. I have standards. As a black, long-haired cat who literally runs this empire, I know that a first impression is everything. This collar is for the "colleagues" (mostly the dogs) who understand that business casual actually means "lowkey fabulous."

Here is why this is the only accessory allowed in my boardroom:

• Executive-Grade Softness: It’s velvet. It’s soft. It feels like a dream against your fur, which is vital because if we’re being forced to wear a badge of ownership, it better be comfortable enough for a six-hour power nap.

• Boardroom Brilliance: We finished this with chic gold details. Nothing says "I own this couch" quite like a splash of metallic brilliance reflecting off your water bowl.

• Just "Extra" Enough: It’s elegant and understated, yet just a little bit extra—much like my decision to zoom through the house at 3:00 AM for no reason.

Don't let your human dress you like a commoner. Demand the velvet.