The "Boardroom-Ready" Velvet & Gold Collar

By: Cocoa (CEO – Chief Everything Officer)

Listen, if my "junior associates" (the dogs) are going to be seen in my presence, they can’t look like they just crawled out from under a porch. As a black, long-haired cat who literally runs this empire, I have standards to maintain. This collar is for the pups who understand that "lowkey fabulous" is the only acceptable dress code for a high-stakes nap or a mid-afternoon treat negotiation.

Here is why I’ve authorized this as the official executive uniform:

• Executive-Level Softness: The velvet texture feels like a dream against your fur, which is vital because if we’re being forced to wear a badge of ownership, it better be comfortable enough for a six-hour power nap.

• Gold-Standard Details: We finished this with chic gold details. Nothing says "I own this couch" quite like a splash of metallic brilliance reflecting off your water bowl while you’re screaming for breakfast.

• Just "Extra" Enough: It’s elegant and understated, yet just flashy enough to distract the humans from any lingering... "scents of success" (also known as my occasionally lethal breath).

Don't let your human dress you like a common intern. Demand the velvet.

The Executive Review

Rating: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (5 out of 5 Paws)

"I usually don't care what the dogs wear as long as they stay off my cat tree, but even I have to admit this looks professional. It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it almost makes the dogs look as important as I am. Almost."

— Cocoa, Long-Haired CEO