The "Executive Dress Code" Velvet & Gold Collar

By: Cocoa (CEO – Chief Everything Officer)

Listen, subordinates. If you’re going to be seen representing Cocoa The Trendy Pet, you cannot be walking around the office (the living room) in a raggedy, itchy nylon strap. It’s embarrassing for the brand, and frankly, it’s embarrassing for me. I have a reputation to maintain as the most fabulous black, long-haired executive in the industry.

I’ve personally green-lit this collar for those of you—especially the "junior associates" (the dogs)—who want to look like you actually have a corner office.

Why the CEO Approves:

• Executive-Grade Texture: It’s velvet. It’s soft. It feels like a dream against your fur. This is crucial because if we’re forced to wear a badge of ownership, it better be comfortable enough for a high-stakes, 6-hour power nap.

• The Gold Standard: We’ve finished the look with chic gold details. Nothing says "I own the couch" quite like a splash of metallic brilliance reflecting off your water bowl during a 3:00 AM breakfast demand.

• Lowkey Fabulous: It’s elegant and understated, yet just a little bit "extra"—much like my decision to stare intensely at a blank wall for forty-five minutes.

The Executive Review

Rating: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (5 out of 5 Paws)

"I’ll be candid: between my gourmet salmon pâté and the occasional unauthorized moth snack, my breath has been described by the human staff as 'lethal.' I prefer the term 'assertive.' This collar is so stunningly high-fashion and 'extra' that it provides the perfect visual distraction. No one focuses on the smell of a closing deal when they’re blinded by this much gold-plated luxury. It’s a total power move."

— Cocoa, Long-Haired CEO