Black Cat Print Male Cotton Tee

Product Name: The "Staff" Summer Uniform

Subtitle: Vintage Cool for the Carolina Hustle

Listen, as the long-haired black cat in charge of this operation, I’ve seen Kristen—you might know her as "The Staff"—working overtime to build the Cocoa the Trendy Pet empire. While I am naturally equipped with a permanent, luxurious coat, the humans seem to struggle when that South Carolina summer humidity kicks in.

If the Staff is going to be out representing our brand in the Saint Andrews heat, she needs to look trendy without melting into a puddle. That’s where this teekossc vintage tee comes in.

Why It’s Cocoa-Approved (For Humans):

• The Moisture-Wicking Miracle: It features specialized moisture-wicking technology to keep the Staff dry while she's running the business.
• Summer-Ready Breathability: The short sleeves and 100% cotton material are designed for peak performance during the hottest applicable season.
• The Vintage Aesthetic: It sports a trendy "Vintage" style with a cartoon pattern. It’s playful yet professional—exactly the vibe we want for the brand.
• Low-Maintenance Luxury: It is strictly machine-washable. I don't have time to watch the Staff hand-wash her clothes when she should be prepping my next meal.
• The Pull-On Perfection: Featuring a classic O-neck and regular sleeve style, it’s a simple pull-on garment for humans who are in a rush to serve their feline overlords.

The Technical Details for the Staff:

• Material: 100% Cotton Broadcloth for a soft, high-quality feel.
• Sleeve Length: Short (4 - 16 Inch) for maximum air circulation.
• Size Inclusivity: We’re stocking everything from Small up to 3XL.
• Closure: Standard Pull-On for effortless casual wear.

Cocoa’s Verdict:

5 out of 5 Claws. "It’s cotton, it’s vintage, and it doesn't show fur as much as a boring plain shirt would. If Kristen is going to spend her days in the South Carolina sun building my empire, she might as well do it in a shirt that’s as cool as I am."