The Zoomie Accelerator Cat Toy
Blue Running Car2. / USB
$19.99
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The Zoomie Accelerator Cat Toy
$19.99
Subtitle: The Self-Driving Chase Car (Because the Staff is slow)
Look, I’m a busy CEO, but even I need to let off some steam between naps. "The Staff" is usually too busy clicking buttons for this new online store to move a feather wand at the speeds I require. That’s why I demanded we stock this USB-charging interactive car.
The Cocoa Critique:
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Self-Moving Genius: It features automatic self-moving and smart control functions. Unlike the human, it doesn't get distracted by "notifications" halfway through playtime. It moves, I chase. It’s a simple, perfect contract.
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Rechargeable Ambition: It’s USB-charged. I’ve seen the way the Staff looks at a dead battery—like it’s a math problem they can’t solve. This just plugs in, ensuring my chasing fun is never interrupted by a trip to the store.
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Stay Sharp: It keeps pets active and entertained, which is vital when you have a reputation for being a high-maintenance adventurer to uphold.
Cocoa’s Verdict:
"5 out of 5 Claws. It moves fast, it thinks on its feet, and it doesn't need to be fed salmon to keep going. It’s the high-tech chase I deserve."