The Princess of the Boardroom: Luxury Pearl Collar *VERY LIMITED SUPPLY* Sorry, no discount

By: Cocoa (CEO – Chief Executive Officer)

Listen, "princess style" is an understatement. When you’re a black, long-haired CEO with an empire to run, you don’t just walk into a room—you make an entrance. This collar is for the feline executives and puppy interns who know that a standard ribbon simply won't cut it for the annual shareholder's meeting (which is usually held around the food bowl).

I’ve personally vetted this piece to ensure it meets the rigorous standards of Cocoa The Trendy Pet. Here is why this is the only "jewelry" allowed in my executive suite:

• Dual-Layered Sophistication: We’re talking double strands of glossy faux pearls mixed with dazzling rhinestone spacers. It’s vintage, it’s elegant, and it says, "I have a trust fund," even if I actually just have a stash of catnip under the sofa.

• The CEO Medallion: The glamorous gem centerpiece isn't just for show—it’s a beacon of authority. It lets the humans know that I am the one in charge of the thermostat.

• Executive Security (Adjustable Strap): The PU leather strap is sturdy and adjustable with a secure metal buckle. It stays on through high-stakes negotiations (begging for treats) and intensive physical training (the 3:00 AM zoomies).

• Feather-Light Authority: Despite looking like it belongs in a museum, it’s surprisingly lightweight. You can wear it all day without it interfering with your mandatory 22-hour nap schedule.

The Executive Review

Rating: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (5 out of 5 Paws)

"I wore the classic black version to my last performance review, and the human was so dazzled by my vintage elegance that they forgot to mention my 'really stinky breath.' It’s the perfect distraction. Whether you’re the belle of the ball or just the boss of the living room, this collar is non-negotiable."

— Cocoa, Long-Haired CEO

Available Colors: Classic Black, Baby Pink, Ivory White Sizes for the Elite: XS, S, M