Jay Jr. The Joint 420 Cat Toy

Product Name: The Herbal High-Flyer: Jay Jr.

Subtitle: The 4:20 Friend (For when the Staff is acting "extra relaxed")

I’ve noticed that around 4:20 PM, the Staff starts acting a little... different. They laugh at my tail for twenty minutes and find the nearest bag of chips very fascinating. Usually, I’d judge them (and I do), but now I have my own way to join the "vibe."

Meet Jay Jr. He’s a happy little canvas companion who is always down to chill. He doesn't judge my 18-hour nap schedule; in fact, he encourages it.

Why It’s Cocoa-Approved:

• The Secret Stash (Built-in Catnip): Jay Jr. isn't just a pretty face; he’s stuffed with that premium "green gold." One sniff and I’m suddenly very interested in why the ceiling fan is spinning. It’s the ultimate relaxation tool for the high-strung house panther.
• The "Business" Side vs. The "Party" Side: The front features a charming, happy face for when I’m feeling social. The back? It’s blank and designed to look exactly like a giant, lit joint. It’s the perfect aesthetic for my more "rebellious" moments.
• The Instagram Influence: Let’s be honest: The Staff only bought this because they want a picture of me "sharing a moment" with them for the 'gram. Fine. If it makes me look like the coolest void on the internet, I’ll pose. Just make sure you get my good side (it’s all of them).
• Light-Weight Play: At 4 inches high, he’s the perfect size for a light bat-around or to use as a pillow while I contemplate the universe.

The "Don't Be a Dog" Disclaimer (For the Staff):

• Not a Chew Toy: Listen, Jay Jr. is a prop and a light playmate, not a steak. He’s made of canvas and stuffing, which are not part of a balanced feline diet. If your pet starts trying to eat him, take it away. Don't make me explain this again.
• Supervision Required: Just like when the Staff uses their "human herbs," someone needs to keep an eye on things. Watch your pet while they play.
• Inspect Regularly: If Jay Jr. starts looking a little "burnt out" (worn or damaged), retire him and get a fresh one. Safety first, vibes second.

Cocoa’s Verdict:

4.20 out of 5 Claws. "He’s soft, he smells like heaven, and he makes the Staff laugh while they’re eating their third grilled cheese. It’s the perfect toy for a lazy afternoon when the only thing on the agenda is staring at a sunbeam."