About this item

• The CEO’s Guide to the Ultimate Cat Kingdom

  Comfort Without the Chemical Nonsense

  I have a very sensitive nose—it’s part of my charm. This bed is crafted from cotton and linen ropes, which means no formaldehyde and absolutely no offensive odors. It’s safe, it’s soft, and it fits perfectly on the sofa where I allow the humans to sit near me. It’s basically a spa retreat in rope form.

  Entertainment for the Sophisticated Slacker

  Even a CEO needs a break. The tail of this bed features a ball-shaped teaser, so I can engage in a bit of "light cardio" without actually having to stand up. It’s efficient, it’s playful, and it saves me the trouble of hunting actual prey when the salmon is served at five anyway.

  Room for... Well, Just Me (But Technically Two)

  The dimensions are heightened and enlarged, supposedly to fit two cats. While I don't share—obviously—it’s nice to have the extra "executive suite" space to stretch out my glorious long hair. It comes in three sizes, so even the most... robust of my peers can find a fit.

  Built to Withstand My Occasional Moods

  Let’s be honest: sometimes a girl needs to sharpen her claws. This bed has multi-thread construction, making it sturdy enough to handle my biting and scratching. It’s a bed and a scratching board in one. It’s called multitasking, darlings. Look it up.

  Maintenance? Please, I Have People for That.

  It’s lightweight, portable, and suitable for all seasons—because my comfort isn't a seasonal trend. It’s also easy to clean (hand wash or wipe), which is great for the staff. If they have an issue, they can contact customer support. I’ll be busy napping.