Cat Litter Box Shields/Liners

Product Name: The Splash-Zone Shields

Subtitle: The Perimeter Defense System (Because sometimes, aim is a suggestion)

Let’s have a "paw-to-heart" chat about dignity. Sometimes, when I’m in the zone—thinking about my next adventure or the geopolitical implications of the red dot—my aim... well, it fluctuates. Or, I decide to redecorate the laundry room floor with three pounds of litter in a fit of post-business excitement.

"The Staff" used to spend half their life on their hands and knees scrubbing walls and placing "pee pads" everywhere (how tacky). Then we found The Splash-Zone Shields. Now, the only thing they have to clean is their own act.

Why It’s Cocoa-Approved:

• The High-Rise Extension: These aren't just plastic sheets; they’re the Great Wall of My Trendy Pet. They add nearly a foot of height to any open-top box. Whether you’re a "high-aimer," a "wall-sprayer," or a "litter-kicker," these shields keep the evidence exactly where it belongs: inside the box.
• The "Invisible" Security: They’re transparent. I can still see the Staff coming to see if I’ve finished so they can immediately begin their scooping duties, but the walls stay pristine. It’s a win for my privacy and their drywall.
• No-Fuss Installation: Even my human, who still struggles with the TV remote, managed this. They’re flexible enough to fit curved boxes, straight sides, or sharp corners.
• The Velcro Magic: These use long-lasting velcro strips. When the shields get a bit "seasoned," the Staff can just rip them off, rinse them in the sink, and slap them back on. No permanent mess, no permanent commitment.
• Adieu, Pee Pads: Can we please stop with the puppy pads? They’re an eyesore. These shields are reusable and much more "boutique-friendly."

The Logistics (For the Cleaning Crew):

• The Value Pack: You get 3 transparent shields per pack. Each one is a massive 15 inches long and 11.5 inches tall.
• The Fit: Works on almost any open-top box. If your box has a weird shape, these shields don't care—they’re flexible.
• Maintenance: Detachable via velcro. Rinse, dry, repeat. It’s the easiest promotion the Staff will ever get.

Cocoa’s Verdict:

5 out of 5 Claws. "I can now kick litter with the force of a thousand suns and spray like I’m marking the territory of a small country, and the floor stays dry. It keeps the Staff from whining, which means more time for them to focus on my treats. It’s a masterpiece of containment."